David Bowie came to town
Flying overhead
"Don't you dig my chops?" he cried
This is what they said
 
Au contraire, Dave
Quite the opposite in fact
As it happens, au contraire
Au contraire mon frère
 
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Knew not what to do
"This tie clashes with my hat," he cried
"Don't you think that's true?"
 
Au contraire, Delano
Hate to rain on your parade
I mean to tell you, au contraire
Au contraire mon frère
 
Jodie Foster held two pair
Bach had three of a kind
Gandhi said "With my full house,
I will blow your mind"
 
Au contraire, Mahatma
Hate to contradict you but
As it happens, au contraire
Au contraire, yes au contraire and
 
Au contraire, you square
Wash that notion from your hair
If you're still there, I must declare that
Au contraire, mon très bon frère
 
Right on!

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