Brainwashing Our Fighting Boys

Somebody's been brainwashing our fighting boys
Somebody's been deprogramming them so they won't fight anymore
 
They're searching for the missing chimp
But they won't find him
The missing chimp is sewing gimp with me
He won't fight because
 
Somebody's been brainwashing our fighting boys
Somebody's been deprogramming them so they won't fight anymore
 
They're safe and sound
With its arms akimbo
Little legs are danglin'
In the pond, its big toe
 
Brainwashing our fighting boys
Somebody's been deprogramming them so they won't fight anymore
 
They've been forced to live in a land of love
Forced to live in a land of love


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