Careless Santa
Spoiled my Christmastime
Thoughtless Santa
How can I forgive him?
Been so good all year long
Bag of money was all I asked him for
Down my chimney it came, my one Christmas wish
Landed on my arm and broke it
Careless Santa
Spoiled my bank-robbing scheme
Thoughtless Santa
How can I forgive him?
I laid low, like we planned
Bag of money was all he stole for me
Down my driveway I came, the place was crawling with cops
Spotted the cast on my arm and they busted me
Careless Santa
Thoughtless Santa
Quoth the Johns:
This holiday tale of misadventure was recorded for the Hello Santa Special CD last Chirstmas. This track is the first finished product of my drum looping session with Yuval Gabay from Soul Coughing.