I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad
Why I'd break his leg
I'd kill myself if I was somebody else
I'm feeling so beside myself
 
To paging Mr. Right*
Please to move your van
She thinks of him especially
I think he's kicking sand
 
In my face, just like in that ad
And I had to walk away feeling mad
To paging Mr. Right
Please to move your van
 
So I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad
I'd break his leg
I'd kill myself if I was somebody else
I'm feeling so beside myself
 
No, I'm shaking down Cupid 'cause I'm feeling so mad
Why I'd break his leg
I'd kill myself if I was somebody else
I'm feeling so beside myself
 
I'd

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