The thought of summers free and being home by four o'clock
Sounded good to me
Just what was I thinking?
 
I'm the substitute now
I'm the substitute now
 
Working's harder than teaching school had taught me
Kids are different than five years ago
 
This school sure is far from where I want to be now
When I got the call I though it'd be a snow day
 
I'm the substitute now
I'm the substitute now
 
Shuffling paper is how I broke my hand now
Throwing snowballs is how I bruised my eye
 
Kids are different than five years ago
That's not so strange, so quit staring at me

Corrections? Let me know.