Relaxing on my hands and knees
Relaxing on my face
Reclining in the bear trap of its tender warm embrace
Glazed with coniferous green
Glazed with excitement and dread
Exhausted from oversleep
Awake but still in bed
The shaving razor's rusty but the sting brings you exactly back to
Maine is the world that went south
Maine is a punch in the mouth
Maine, at the top of the chart, has crushed my evil heart
Maine is the devil you know
Maine is the heaven below
Maine, at the top of the chart, has crushed my evil heart
I love you anyway, I promise there's no other state
But only if you stay away and leave me to my ugly state
And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you aren't
Maine is the world that went south
Maine is a punch in the mouth
Maine, at the top of the chart, has crushed my evil heart
Maine is the poison you love
Maine is the hell from above
Maine, at the top of the chart, has crushed my evil heart