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Though I don't write a whole lot of letters
I figured I'd better say something now
I saw the thing about the heartsick shut-in
Thought that I should cut in and tell you that how
It woke me from a lifelong daydream
While I've been aging, you wrote it all down
And though I recognized the words when I read them
I know I never said them to people out loud
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To Desperate Bellowing Magazine
It sure does have a familiar ring
You might say I fit the description
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To Miserable Freakshow Quarterly
Every back number I saw spoke to me
Acknowledging it's my addiction
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I want to be a much better person
Instead I worsen with every day
But there's a drug whose name I'm not sure of
Which I need more of to feel okay
They told me exercise and diet
If I would try it, would cure my ills
But though I'm already past my quota
I want another load of those magic pills
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To whatever that thing is that makes
the carpet stop turning into snakes
In lieu of my common conniption
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And free me from where I don't want to be
Standing outside the unopened pharmacy
Before I confirm your prediction
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