Though I don't write a whole lot of letters
I figured I'd better say something now
I saw the thing about the heartsick shut-in
Thought that I should cut in and tell you that how
It woke me from a lifelong daydream
While I've been aging, you wrote it all down
And though I recognized the words when I read them
I know I never said them to people out loud
Renew my subscription
To Desperate Bellowing Magazine
It sure does have a familiar ring
You might say I fit the description
Renew my subscription
To Miserable Freakshow Quarterly
Every back number I saw spoke to me
Acknowledging it's my addiction
Renew my subscription
I want to be a much better person
Instead I worsen with every day
But there's a drug whose name I'm not sure of
Which I need more of to feel okay
They told me exercise and diet
If I would try it, would cure my ills
But though I'm already past my quota
I want another load of those magic pills
Refill my prescription
To whatever that thing is that makes
the carpet stop turning into snakes
In lieu of my common conniption
Refill my prescription
And free me from where I don't want to be
Standing outside the unopened pharmacy
Before I confirm your prediction
Refill my prescription