??? my neighbor has a dented bike
Second day he called me from intensive care
Says he needs a picture of the dented bike
For the evidence of what a wreck he had
Accident
Accident
Lift that fork, eat that snail
Garçon, summon 'em a new cocktail
Lift that fork, eat that snail
Garçon, summon 'em a new cocktail
Crashed my bicycle, crashed my bicycle
In a big South Carolina wreck I crashed my bicycle
Crashed my bicycle, crashed my bicycle
In a big South Carolina wreck I crashed my bicycle
And I won some damages and they were punitive
By which I mean the punishment was damaging
It crushed my hand
It crushed my hand
Garçon, where's my drink?
Wreck
Observe the front wheel spinning upside down
Wreck
The red reflector fragments strewn around
Wreck
The back wheel's O is now a letter D
Wreck
I was an I and now I am a V
Lift that fork, eat that snail
Garçon, summon 'em a new cocktail
Lift that fork, eat that snail
Garçon, summon 'em a new cocktail
Crashed my bicycle, crashed my bicycle
In a big South Carolina wreck I crashed my bicycle
Crashed my bicycle, crashed my bicycle
In a big South Carolina wreck I crashed my bicycle
If I had to do it all again, bye, bicycle
If I had to do it I would crash my bicycle
I'd crush my hand, collect the bread
Crash my bicycle
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively
Move around, folks, push 'em back, there, move along
Show's over folks, let him breathe, step lively