Tigerella

She's ripping strips of flesh from the prey beneath her paws
After work she gets her polish out and paints her pretty claws
 
Tigerella is making me yowl
That soul jungle kitty cat's got me on the prowl
 
Shopping for an outfit that she can wear tonight
Don't get between her and that fur she wants, or she may bite
 
Tigerella is making me yowl
That soul jungle kitty cat has got me on the prowl
 
Tigerella is making me yowl
That soul jungle kitty cat's got me on the prowl

Quoth the Johns:

There are some forces that cannot be tamed. And some things which can only be possessed at the ultimate price. ..."Hey, come back...I just need to talk to you"...In a world where the only game is getting and having, the one man who will stop at nothing to have what every man wants..."Here, kitty kitty kitty!"...is the one who finds himself...caught in his own deadly trap. "Hey... you scratched me." "Rairrr!" "AIIEEE!" Michael Douglas... "I don't know who you are... or WHAT you are... but..." "Meow?" "No! No! Jesus!" "KA-BLOOOM!!" ...In a They Might Be Giants picture...Tigerella.

—John Flansburgh
[source: TMBG Unlimited, May 2001]


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