Girl it's we
It's time for us
It's time to play the abacus
Here we stand before you live
Too + 3 no longer five
Too + 3 R one
Too + 3 R one, yeah
Too + 3 R one
Too + 3 R one, yeah
Do the math, girl
And let me see why I never need a bath, girl
'Cause I'm covered in foam
I got my homes
I'm never 'lone and there's an extra hand for my ice cream cone
Yeah, I got points like a star
There's no room in the car
And if it looks like rain, get underneath my massive brain
Too + 3 R one
Too + 3 R one, yeah
Too + 3 R one
Too + 3 R one, yeah
Too + 3 R one
Too + 3 R one, yeah
Too + 3 R one
Too + 3 R one
From the "Battle of the Bands" sub-project of TMBG Unlimited.
Quoth the Johns:
Too + 3 are easy to tell apart: Mikey is the one who doesn't bleach the ends of his hair, JJ has pointy sideburns, Pauly B wears tinted glasses and has a really big earring, Bruce is the handsome one who can dance the best, and Jason is kind of short and sticks out his lips all the time, even when the cameras are not rolling.
—John Flansburgh
[source: Emusic promotional email, September 17, 2001]